22 and crazy shit prone. I'm like a walking billboard for Murphy's Law. If Murphy were a tentacle monster with maracas. Is that how you spell maraca?
I do this costume stuff and so I have a deviantART. On DA I posted a picture of me and I received a comment with an oddly familiar picture as the icon. I though, “no way. There’s no way this could possibly be…”
And so I clicked on the icon and SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK how did some random sleazebag weirdo from college find me!? HE ACTUALLY HATES ME BECAUSE I’M A DIRTY LIBERAL AND HE FOUND ME AND COMPLIMENTED ME.
Just some of the crazy shit that happens to me.
Someday I’ll update this page regularly…
Well, that’s misleading, you probably think that I’ve traveled to like a billion countries and visited all the states at least once.
except you, Utah. Fuck you, Utah.
I didn’t start travelling until my sophomore year of college—I left the country on my own to study in Japan for a semester and some crazy shit started happening to me. After that I’ve moved a few less than a billion times and crazy shit just keeps following you. Mostly in Japan, but I have more tales to tell apart from that…